Five rules for men
/ Cov's Jokebook / 18/05/2008 05:00am
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPIER LIFE:
1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.
2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It’s important to have a woman whom you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
No congratulations, that is brillant.
Bit like a toast here in Ireland, “To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet.”
Hey Mr.C,I could be number 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wasn’t that the joke chiselled into the back of the Ten Commandments?
Mr. Coverdale, you are a genius and hilarious.
This has to be my favorite joke of you so far.
Thank you so much for the smile you brought to my face xD
Oh David dahhling that was a REALLY good one!! Fantastic! I’ll definatelly spread it around.