Zakk Wylde: ‘I Wanna Interview The Queen!’
Zakk Wylde is keen to interview The Queen – and his plan could land him in the Tower Of London.
Not only that, he appears determined to drag Classic Rock’s Malcolm Dome down with him.
“You know Borat and Bruno, right? Well, I’m amazed how they get away with what they do. But these characters seem to get in and interview some very important people. I can’t believe people never figured them out. So, I reckon it’s time you and I found out if we can do something similar,” the Black Label Society leader said to a totally bemused Dome.
“Here’s my plan. We pretend to be from a serious TV news channel somewhere, and ask to interview Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. We’ll have all the credentials made up, get in there and ask the first question: ‘Do you shave your pussy?’ That’s it, we’ll be dragged out, locked in the Tower, get beheaded, but that question will be on film, and we’ll smuggle it out somehow. Come on, it’s gotta be worth it! You and I – we’ll be legends!”
Malcolm Dome was last seen heading for the nearest space shuttle and a trip to a quieter life on the Moon.
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