Yngwie Launches Empty Box!
Yngwie Malmsteen has just released a box – and an empty one at that!
No, this is not a wind up. The box is a humidor, which means that it’s maintained at a constant humidity and temperature; these are used to store tobacco products. (I wouldn’t know about that! – Smoke-Free Ed.)
Yngwie has signed the lid, which features a photo of the Swedish guitarist. Apparently, the man’s the first rocker to market such an item. Why didn’t anyone think of it before – an empty box! What next, a silent CD? Mind you, in some cases that would be preferable!
Perhaps we should point out here that Kiss were first with the ‘empty box concept’. Although in their case, it was a Kiss Kasket. (If Kiss and Yngwie joined forces to create a Kasket Humidor, it might stop the corpse from decomposing. Just a thought.)
Anyhow, you may only order your Yngwie humidor from www.tlgcanada.com
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