He’s a little bit country, a little less rock’n'roll
Bon Jovi have announced a summer 2008 stadium trek of the UK as part of their Lost Highway World Tour.
Tickets for this series of concerts go on sale promptly at 10am on Saturday November 10 and are available through a 24-hour hotline (08444 775 775) or online here.
The dates are as follows:
Wednesday 11th June 2008 – St. Mary’s, Southampton
Saturday 21st June 2008 – Hampden Park, Glasgow
Sunday 22nd June 2008 – City of Manchester Stadium, Manchester
Tuesday 24th June 2008 – Ricoh Arena, Coventry
Wednesday 25th June 2008 – Ashton Gate, Bristol
Friday 27th June 2008 – Twickenham Stadium, London
Meanwhile, according to the gossip column in free newspaper Metro this morning, Jon Bon Jovi (pictured) recently ’shocked fans by saying he used to sell dope as a teenager’. Bad Medicine, indeed, from the immaculately-coiffed, Kenneth Cole-fragrance-endorsing, six-gun-toting, provocatively be-towelled frontman.
Still, it’s all happening, innit?!
Just when I thought I hated the Osbourne factory most of all along comes Jon Springsteen Mellencamp. Come on we all know this dope selling bollocks is a vain attempt to give himself some street cred when the real truth is that he is a fraud who gears his image and his music to whichever fad is going to have the most pube free teenage girlies and boys screaming at him. Jon, grow a willy theres a good chap.
Now that your teenybopper fanzine is covering bon jovi I suppose we should all look forward to stories about what David Cassidy is doing these days or how the one with the big tits in Racey was actually a fellah … I may not be sure exactly what classic rock is but I know what the fuck it isnt and it isnt bon fucking jovi … classic schlock more like it. On the bright side Im glad you mentioned the grinning little mincer so I can take the piss out of him. Thanks for that. So, about that David Cassidy article?
Jon Bon BlowMe – just coz your last 2 albums were absolute dog-shite – don’t give it the hard man drug dealer bollocks just to stay in the limelight. No-one gives a shit. Your time is done.
Don’t know which mail order catalogue you got that photo from but it’s just put me right off my cornflakes.
BLEURGH!