The Wit And Wisdom Of Ted Nugent
To ‘celebrate’ The Motor City Motormouth’s recent outburst, calling US president Obama a ‘commie’, we thought it was time to put together 10 choice quotes from the man (The Nuge, that is, not Barack).
So, here they are…
“I have busted more hippies’ noses than all the narcs in the free world.”
“If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed – like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.”
“Mankind: a quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food – unless, of course, it’s a mallard.”
“The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.”
“There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.”
“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians – except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
“Whenever I donate a hunting trip for the Children’s Leukemia Foundation, Ronald McDonald Cancer House, all these children’s charities, I offer the anti-hunters an opportunity: if you donate more to the children’s charity than the hunters donate we won’t go hunting.”
“If you want to get a sensual thunderbolt, then you have got to be cocked, loaded and ready to rock, doc. I find that whole milk and lots of vitamin D helps.”
“I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to jerk off in her shadow.” (Said at Hammersmith Odeon in 1984 about Princess Di.)
“Mmm… nut cutlets! Tasty!”*
You just gotta love him, right? Any more on offer?
*Well, maybe not the last one.
Yes. He said he would piss on Phil Lynott’s grave. The guy is actually insecure, immature, and plain stupid. Ignore him and he’ll go away.
I saw Ted on his Cat Scratch Fever tour. The show was delayed because he had come down with the flu. Any way he says to the crowd, ” I would have been here a couple of weeks ago but I was butt f*&$ing an oak tree and it fell on my nuts.”
You missed “People come to my concerts just to roast Marshmellows on the flames coming out of my ass!”.
Its here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5EyNjlVt30
As they said… gotta love him. In addition to those priceless comments, our Ted displayed his true character when he dodged the draft, because, like Dick Cheney and other famous Chickenhawks, he had “other priorities”. For those who are not familiar with the term, a “Chickenhawk” is a ‘person who advocates going to war, as long as his own neck is not on the line’.
Gotta love Nugent’s description of Obama as a “Commie” as well! For Ted’s information, communist China is the US’ largest trading partner… I really hope he don’t buy any goods and services emanating from that totalitarian state, or “hypocrisy” would have to be added to his long list of “attributes”.
To quote the late Frank Zappa, whose Libertarian credentials (and musical skills) were far ahead of Mr. Nugent could ever hope to achieve: “Shut up and play yer guitar”!
I seem to remember an incident when the Nuge played in London during a spate of knife killings, and invited the audience to watch as he demonstrated what would happen if someone came and threatened him with a knife in America. It basically involved Ted miming putting several bullets into the poor bastard in between dialling 911 to inform the police that there was a poor sonofabitch in a huge mess on the floor.
Say what you will about him, he’s sure got style
Right on Man!
I personally like his quote from Kerrang probably 25 years ago and I think he was talking about Sammy Hagar although time may have tainted this bit. But it went something like “that sucks vast quantities of dead penguin dick”. And a small correction on P24 of issue 141 ( Jeez is this mag really a fiver) – what doofus reckoned James Young, Tommy Shaw and Ricky Phillips joined REO Speedwagon. Come on guys pay attention.
Yes you gotta love him!! Uncle Ted is a legend!
Ted Nugent exhibits all the traits of someone who was abused at a young age , instead of laughing at him , someone should actually give him adivce as he needs to seek professional help before he does damage to himself or some other poor bastard . The time for laughing is over !
NUGENT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!
Gutless prick sh!t in his own pants to get out of serving in Vietnam…and now wants to come on all macho?
Give me a f#cking break