Sebastian Bulk To Lose Weight On TV
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24/09/2009 11:00am
Sebastian Bach is to attempt to shed some flab on a new reality show.
He’s one of eight ’stars’ to sign up for the latest series of the VH-1 show Celebrity Fit Club.
The former Skid Row singer will join former soap stars, reality TV show winners and other such luminaries in a ‘boot camp’ scenario, where they’ll be put on a strict diet and made to do some major physical exercise.
The show will be on air next year.
For further info, go to www.sebastianbach.com
Is he 18 Stone and Life then?
No. Just “Big Buns”
They should just leave him In A Darkened Room for a few days with no food or drink
keeping his yapper shut would do wonders in a number of ways.
so is that great ballad..”i remmember you” all about mr bachs lost love..a certain K.F.C??!!!!!!
Hopefully it won’t be “Wasted Time”
He’ll have to lay off the “Little Wing”s
Whether or not he loses weight “Remains to be Seen”
He’ll have to lay off the “Frozen” food
If he can’t handle it he may end up “Breakin’ Down”
He will need an “Iron Will”
If not, the makers of the program will read him the “Riot Act” and ask him to “Get the Fuck Out”
Phew! I could have kept on going all day
He’s clearly a Slave to the (Pork) Rind. If I was his housekeeper, I’d Get the Fudge Out. I guess that his pantry is full of Wasted Thyme and so on.
I think if someone is in front of the camera…they will feel the pressure to lose weight.
Hopefully he read this… http://www.skinnytwinkie.com/2009/09/use-the-law-of-attraction-to-be-healthy/
just go away
Less pies, more exercise you fat git. You don’t need some expert to tell you that!!
Don’t know about flab, but this guy’s still full of hot air.
“Yeah, Lemmy and Axl are my best mates, dude. Yeah, I hang out wi’ Motley Crue all the time, man. Hey, I was gettin’ stoned wi’ Slash, an’ ‘e said to me, ‘e said: ‘Heyyyyy, Sebastian, man, you sure ’nuff use drugs big-time, man!’”
Sad man.
The man reaches a new low…
“You better hurry to get a piece of (cake before) me.”