Ouch! Lemmy Loses His Genitals
In the most eye-watering story of the year so far, Lemmy has hit out at the manufacturers behind his own range of action figures because they failed to make his ‘trouser area’ look like the Ace Of Spuds.
The Motörhead mainman was honored with a seven-inch plastic figurine, in his likeness, in 2007.
Lemmy poses in a range of outfits and with different guitars, but he isn’t happy with one detail – they left off his genitals.
Lemmy told Hustler magazine, “I said to the guy who made them, ‘Are you gonna put a dick on it?’
“He said, ‘No.’ I said, ‘Then it’s not going to get very much action, is it? Not very lifelike.’
“There are three different ones [figures], two different guitars, and there is a silver one as well. I look like a fucking Oscar.”
(Grateful thanks to the Sleaze Roxx website for pointing us in the direction of this top story.)
Far out!!
warn us that the headline doesn’t mean what it says! For a minute i thought that lemmy wouldn’t have any balls anymore!
Dude,
I honestly thought Lemmy had no crotch or something lol. If I knew there was a figurine, I’d have bought it.
This isn’t exactly ‘news’ – saw the footage of htis interview ages ago.
where can these be fiund, they should be availabe on this site