Oh No! It’s The Bon Jovi Valentine’s Day Package
With February 14 fast approaching, Bon Jovi have cunningly announced a special Valentine’s Day package for their shows at London’s O2 Arena in… er… June.
The price is a cool £490 and includes:
* 2 x Premium tickets in Block A1 or Block 111
* Postage charges
* Chocolate Valentines Box ‘made for sharing’, with two bottles of baby Prosecco and a large collection of ‘irresistible romantic chocolates’
* Bon Jovi Valentine’s Day Teddy Bear
* Free programme (to be collected on concert date)
* Guaranteed delivery by February 13th
* Romantic tour of Wapping in a rickshaw driven by Bon Jovi’s bass player (just kidding).
* Lock of David Bryan’s lovely permed hair (ditto)
To take advantage of this kind offer, go here. Go on. You know you want to, don’t you?!
The corporate face of Rock n Roll! Is Bon Jovi related to Mr Simmons?
I´m a huge fan of the band, and i believe that they are trying to be like KISS and his giant army of toys and merchandising.
But they can´t. But there is fans for everything.
Is that true that the prices for O2 are really expensive?
Shower of wankers !
H. I don’t think even Gene would stoop this low!
Actually on second thoughts he probably would!
You can’t take the piss out of Postal charges… (High Voltage)
i really dont think its the bands doing its the promoters .o2 tickets are well inflated even when sold by ticketmaster,they are legal toutes.
Although ticketmaster are to blame for the extortionate booking fees, I’m pretty sure that they have nothing to do with these corporate packages that are put together. That is the bands resposibilty!
P.S. Does anyone remember Pearl Jam trying to take on ticketmaster in the early 90s now you know why! They are nothing more than legalised touts!
the most annoying thing is it leads to the rich getting the best tickets i feel sorry for the fanatics that saw the band in the early days pre slippery when wet who can not afford £490 and dont get me started on travel and hotel costs. reminder to Bon Jovi the uk has more places than London
What a load of BOLLOX!! Wouldnt pay £4.90 to watch a glorified pop band never mind £490. Rip off merchants
The man who sold his soul for rock’n'roll !
This is a great package for your average Jovi fan of 2010, 40 something women love that sort of thing.
As far as I can see Kiss are doing a tour like any other big band.. different locations.. set prices (fairly standard.. expensive but no more than AC/DC for example)..
You don’t have to buy a single piece of merchandise to see Kiss.
BJ left rock behind a long time ago
The piss taking twats, I hope this falls flat on its face a disgrace
Well said Patrick, but I think that you’ll find that “shower” is the collective noun for cunts, as in “what a total shower o cunts”.
Very dissapointed in the price was looking forward to seeing them, cannot seriously afford that, I totally agree with others!!! could rant forever not enough space!!!
BON JOVI OPENED FOR KISS IN1984…..REMEBER IN A COUPLE OF YEARS THEY ‘LL OPEN AGAIN…..SONIC BOOM HAS BETTER SALES THAN CIRCLE!
Excellent, giving the muppets, sorry, fans, Valentine’s gifts four months after the gig. Money grabbing arseholes, I too hope it fails spectacularly but, let’s face it, women of a certain age will pay it just to see Jon’s lovely new shiny face and gnashers. Shoulda named it The Midlife Crisis Tour with a proviso on the back of the ticket stating “PLEASE don’t throw any more big pants at the stage, they block out half the light”. Nice work Jam Bun, you must be down to your last £100million, tosser.