Kiss my arse!

Kiss: rock And(rex) roll!

Kiss have extended their tie-up with Japan’s Hello Kitty brand by launching a range of toilet paper.

Just like Gene Simmons’ tongue, it’s soft, strong and v-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry long.

Simmons revealed last June that he met with Sanrio, owners of the Hello Kitty brand, to seal, in his words, “a Kiss/Hello Kitty worldwide deal. Wow.”

Besides toilet paper, a range of Kiss/Hello Kitty plush toys is available, based on the images on the cover of the band’s Dynasty album.

Here’s our Top 10 Kiss toilet paper tunes:

1. Got To Loo-se

2. Watching U-bend

3. Cistern Sixteen

4. Ladies Room (no pun-tastic song-title change required)

5. Calling Dr Lav

6. I Stole Your Lav

7. WC You In Your Dreams

8. Ceramic Know Something

9. Rockin’ The Bowl All Nite