Kiss my arse!
Kiss have extended their tie-up with Japan’s Hello Kitty brand by launching a range of toilet paper.
Just like Gene Simmons’ tongue, it’s soft, strong and v-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry long.
Simmons revealed last June that he met with Sanrio, owners of the Hello Kitty brand, to seal, in his words, “a Kiss/Hello Kitty worldwide deal. Wow.”
Besides toilet paper, a range of Kiss/Hello Kitty plush toys is available, based on the images on the cover of the band’s Dynasty album.
Here’s our Top 10 Kiss toilet paper tunes:
1. Got To Loo-se
2. Watching U-bend
3. Cistern Sixteen
4. Ladies Room (no pun-tastic song-title change required)
5. Calling Dr Lav
6. I Stole Your Lav
7. WC You In Your Dreams
8. Ceramic Know Something
9. Rockin’ The Bowl All Nite