Keith Richards: Me, Sober? With My Reputation?
It would appear recent reports that Keith Richards has given up drinking might be wide of the mark.
Talking to Rolling Stone, the Rolling Stones guitarist said: “Listen, the rumours of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we’ll leave it at that.”
The massive sigh of relief across the globe’s booze manufacturers was so huge that it’s threatened to tilt the earth’s axis!