Attention Shoppers: Steven Tyler Is In Town
Estranged Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler was spotted at a Home Depot store in Rancho Mirage, California this past weekend, where he treated shoppers to another impromptu vocal performance.
Tyler, who was out and about on Saturday, randomly picked up a store microphone and belted out two of Aerosmith’s biggest hits – Dude (Looks Like A Lady) and I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing – over the sound system for the DIY’ers to enjoy.
A source told website TMZ:
“Steven also swallowed a few mouthfuls of gas from a helium machine, for blowing up balloons, and kept singing in a high-pitched Bee Gees style. He was very relaxed though, and happily signed autographs for anyone who asked.”
This isn’t the first time Tyler has exercised his vocal cords in public recently.
Tyler is reportedly attending rehab in the Palm Springs area.
…But what will he get up to next?
Here are Classic Rock’s Top 10 guesses:
1. Turns up in an aeroplane factory, sings Aerosmith’s Get Your Wings album in its entirety.
2. Turns up in a cul-de-sac, sings One Way Street.
3. Turns up in London Zoo’s primate house, is attacked by a chimpanzee, sings Monkey On My Back.
4. Travels back in time to the Kerrang! office circa 1988, spots Dave ‘Wiggy’ Reynolds in his white satin Britny Fox tour jacket, sings Dude (Looks Like A Lady) again.
5. Turns up on an episode of TV’s Cash In The Attic with a collection of old Dinky cars, sings Toys In The Attic.
6. Turns up during a strike at London’s Waterloo station, climbs into the driver’s seat of the 18:28 to Windsor & Eton Riverside, sings Train Kept A-Rollin’.
7. Turns up at a Pink concert, sings Pink.
8. Turns up at Biff Byford’s outside toilet in Barnsley, sings Shit House Shuffle.
9. Turns up in Connecticut, sings I Live In Connecticut.
10. Turns up at a Pick & Mix counter, is overcome with a sudden passion for Midget Gems, sings Sweet Emotion.
Where do you think Steven Tyler will appear next – and what Aerosmith song will he sing? Post your comments!
Turns up at the cobblers to have his shoes repaired – sings there’s a “Hole In My Soul”
In a department store elevator…
Seriously though. I find this quite sad. Hope he get’s his shit together soon.
As Tyler starts shaggin’, he barks out “Back In The Saddle”
As he climax’s he enquires with a rendition of “Come Together”
Then he realises who he is with and hums, “Rag Doll”
He stands and looks at himself in the mirror and sings ‘GET A GRIP’!
Then calls Joe Perry and sings down the phone ‘Let the Music do the Talking’!
He appears during the Grand National to sing “Back in the Saddle” to the racers.
And the fella was/is one of the worlds greatest vocalists. Hope he gets sorted
steve: Gooootttaaaa loove the sweet taste of India.
Joe: this is pizza hut steven.
Damn talk about livin’ on the edge, oooooooohhhhh yeah!!!!
Oh hello Mister Tyler,
Going….
Down in everyone’s estimations?
Steven, steven, steven get a band, get a gig, get going!
Before you end up on some z list celebrity reality show.!