Subject: the music business
“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.” – Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: The Defendant.
A young child says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to be a musician.”
She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Q: What’s the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it…
Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: They can’t find the key, and they never know when to come in.
Q: How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One…we just hold it and the world revolves around us… (Ahem.)
This man is killing me!!!:):):)
And the hits just keep on coming.. =)
These are great, thank you so much!