Boom, boom…
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Cov's Jokebook /
01/06/2008 05:00am
Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married…
rried…
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
Man goes to the doc with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says: “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”
“Doctor, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home.”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome. ”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”
Two cannibals eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Our ice-cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
Thank you and goodnight…
hahahahahahahahahahhaha. thta was hilarious. good work covendale.
The only bigger joke is Robert Plant’s album with Alison Krauss. Ha ha.
woman walks into a bar, asks the barman for a Double Entendre…
So he gave her one!
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
This is fast becoming the highlight of this website.
Can we get a daily joke from the great man?
And then the drums go: buhdum CCHHHhhhhh
Little boy in the bath
playing with his balls…
Asks his Mam
“are these my brains?”
She relpies…
“No son – not yet!”