Archive for the ‘Cov's Jokebook’ Category

Some very important health advice

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 14/09/2008 05:00am

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN

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How beer works

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 08/09/2008 17:00pm

David Coverdale has discovered the secret.

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Pasta prankster

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 24/08/2008 05:00am

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

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Colemanballs

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 27/07/2008 05:00am

“This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.”

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Tommy Cooper jokes

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 13/07/2008 05:00am

Man goes to the docs, with a strawberry growing out of his head.

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Answers…

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook, News / 15/06/2008 18:01pm

QUIZMANIA (ITV)

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Subject: the music business

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 08/06/2008 00:00am

“The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There’s also a negative side.” – Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

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Boom, boom…

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 01/06/2008 05:00am

Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married…

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80-year-old woman marries for the fourth time

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 25/05/2008 05:00am

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married again for the fourth time.

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Five rules for men

gbarton / Cov's Jokebook / 18/05/2008 05:00am

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPIER LIFE:

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