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The Guitar Pee: Step up and aim high

Most rock bands are delighted to get off the toilet tours and move up to bigger venues. But if you’ve never had the chance to stand up and solo, this dripping-hot gadget could be your number-one chance.

It’s called the Guitar Pee. You set up your whammy bar at the familiar old urinal bowl, then direct your energies at a number of sensors inside. The result is salty but sweet music to your ears – and possibly others’.

That’s because the system is connected up to a mobile app which gives you the chance to download and share your waterwork in MPee3 format – meaning you too could be a little squirt who makes a big splash.

Just play your solo, press the flush, take a note of your unique number on the readout, then type it into your app and listen back to your top tinkling. Your first few attempts might prove to be a washout, but within a few shakes you’ll be a wizz.

Then all you need is a band name… Pan Halen, Thin Pissy, Bog Country, Led Zip-it-in, Lootallica? For the more discerning band maybe The Po-lice, or for straight-out three-piece prog rock: Flush? Maybe you want to remain a one-man band, in which case try Johnny Thomas Cash, Bo Piddley or Jimmy Riddle Hendrix.

Find out more at www.guitarpee.com.

And remember: do what the experts say and look after your instrument, whether it’s a Fender Splattercaster or a Gibson Flying Wee. And it’s probably best not to get a roadie to hold it for you.