Top 10 Rock Stars In Adverts

terrybezer / Blog, Hard Rock Gets You Laid / 04/02/2009 19:03pm
Top 10 Rock Stars In Adverts

With John Lydon making butter the new hot cakes, we delve into the archives and give you the top 10 rock stars in adverts!1. Lemmy – Kit-Kat
Lemmy, Kelly Brook and some daleks running around with Hare Krishnas. What’s not to love?

2. Peter Murphy – Maxell cassettes
The Bauhaus man was part of this spooky, Poltergeist-esque advert. They don’t make them like they used to…and with good reason in this case!

3. Bob Geldof – Wilkinson sword
Hilarious. No, really. Our sides are splitting. Ha ha bloody ha.

4. Heart – US coffee assosciation
Ann Wilson officially has a sexier voice than any Kenco slut.

5. David Bowie – Crystal Sake
Er…we can’t think of anything light-hearted to say here because it’s so metal.

6. Sharon Osbourne – Gala Bingo
Well, it’s better than X Factor, isn’t it?

7. Alice Cooper – US school supplies
‘Schools Out’, geddit? Geddit?

8. Madness – Honda Japan
All together now “Honda-Honda-Honda-Honda!”

9. Ozzy Osbourne – World Of Warcraft
We could have picked this or Samsung or I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter or Pepsi or A&T or…

10. Devo – Honda Scooters
At least they weren’t riding the scooters with their usual flowerpots on their heads.

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LYDON BUTTER SALES HMM?? TOTAL SELL OUT
JOHNNY BOY WHERES A REBEL WHEN U NEED ONE??????????????

Paul Lavender

What about survivor and starbucks…quality laugh

What about Alice Cooper and Ronnie Corbett – can’t remember what they were advertising though, which I guess means that it wasn’t too successful.

Baggers

I remember the Alice Cooper/Ronnie Corbett ad. It was for Sky TV. They came across as the original odd couple. Bless ‘em.

Then there’s Iggy Pop. Was it car insurance?

nick shute

older readers might remember an ad for maxell reel to reel tapes featuring janita haan vocalist with babe ruth.

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