The Top 5 Things We’d Like To See In An Iron Maiden Hotel
Despite the rumour turning out to be false that Iron Maiden are opening their own hotel, we still thought about the things we’d like to see in an Iron Maiden hotel.
1. ‘Holy Smoke’ alarm
You wouldn’t need to worry about burning to death inside Sanctum Soho, the Holy Smoke alarm would feature that really high pitch not hits in ‘Aces High’ over and over and over again.
2. Sharon Osbourne’s breakfast menu.
Eggs, more eggs….more eggs.
3. Steve & Lorraine Harris performing a selection of Peters & Lee classics in the cocktail lounge.
Twice nightly.
4. A range of different rooms.
Ranging from the five-star Number Of The Beast rooms to the one-star Virtual XI rooms.
5. ‘Children Of The Damned’ creche.
Where you can leave the kids ‘Running Free’ but you have to pick them up prior to 23:58.
Surely one of the rooms would be “Charlotte the Harlot” room
the hotel will be well lit for those who have a fear of the dark.
Then there’s the Sanctuary rooms.
Maitre D would be known as The Prowler.
Benjamin Breeg is still booked in as he will be coming back!
Where do we find this hotel??? 22 Acacia Avenue
What a Strange World!
Earplugs in every room to blot out any Maiden music that may be playing in the lift, in the bar, in reception… anywhere!