Duff McKagan may have been snapped up by Playboy to write their financial column but we’ve got a few ideas of our own about who we’d like to give some column inches in CR.

Pete Way – Wine-testing column.

The UFO bassist could give us a word or two on the finer points of wine tasting…or would that be wine guzzling?

Ted Nugent – The Finer Points Of Vegetarian Cooking.

Featuring the Nuge’s vegetarian BBQ recipes (i.e. Ted tells you the best ways to barbecue a vegetarian). There are plenty of ways you can cook a vegetarian and Uncle Ted would be just the man to tell us all how. Veggie hog roast, anyone?

Metallica – Relationship advice.

Metallica hold the keys to a harmonious relationship and their helpful tips would include writing really dodgy poetry together, getting a bloke in a sweater that wouldn’t be fit for John Craven’s Newsround to help you discuss your issues and scream ‘fuck!’ in your best mate’s face. That’ll do it.

Iggy Pop – Gardening tips.

Apparently, the Igg loves nothing more than going all Ground Force on us. We know he’s had experience of being knee-deep in green so we think he’d be a fine gardening expert.

Axl Rose – How to manage your anger.

Tips include don’t throw grand pianos out of windows and don’t threaten to punch women…even if it is Courtney Love who can only loosely be described as a woman.

Thor – The weather with Thor.

Thunder, lightning…thunder…lightning…etc.