Rock Star Clothing Items We’d Like To See
With Scott Weiland launching his new clothing line soon, we think there’s a few rock stars out there that are missing out on a trick. Red Hot Chili Peppers socks for cocks, anyone?
Here’s our list of rock star clothing items we’d like to see. Leave your own in our comments section.
The Arthur Brown flaming hat collection.
Keith Richards’ range of ‘Plastic Crap To Tie In Your Hair’.
The Angus Young ‘Back To School’ range.
Ritchie Blackmore’s ‘Hey Nonny Doublet And Hose’.
Rob Halford studded leather waistcoat (with matching gloves).
Tailored shirts from Def Leppard’s Phil Collen (as ripped as he is, I think we’re all a bit tired of seeing his waxed torso).
The Robert Plant ‘Big Lemon’ down-the-pants penis enhancer. (Squeeze it ’til the juice comes down your leg!)
Rick Wakeman capes.
Bon Scott jeans (with built-in mini-canoe).
Zakk Wylde Black Label mineral water.
Mama Cass Giganti-Super-Mega-Burger.
Peter Perrett ‘Lardoff’ slimming injections set.
How about Eddie’s lobotomy piercing (Eddie being the Iron Maiden mascott, not Eddie Van Halen – although EVH’s behaviour lately suggests he’s had a lobotomy too…)
Peter Gabriel’s Theatrical & Fancy Dress Shop – Foxes head or Slipperman costume anyone??!!
During the Jesus Christ Superstar Tour, in early 2000’s Ian Gillan wore the clothing of Jesus Christ, during his tour with Deep Purple. White trousers and white skirt, with long white hair. He was amazing at this period….
Later he replaced white trousers by jeans. so, he looked like barefoot cowboy with jeans and saint Jesus with white skirt and long white hairs…. It was just great