Wildest Guitar Dept. Part 3
Seriously, do they come any wilder than He Who Cannot Be Named, a guitarist so sinister he… well, he can’t even be named? Oh, and he performs naked. All the time.
The outrages and excesses committed by The Dwarves go beyond legend into outright criminality – we will not list them here, because this is a family publication. Suffice to say, these monsters deserve their reputation. And He Who… deserves to be in any list of wild guitarists not only for his alarming dress sense, but because he once successfully faked his own death for profit, and because his economical riffs and impeccable timing fuels the cartoon blood’n’guts mania in countless Dwarves hits, from Bitch I Love You to Free Cocaine. When it comes to raw, primitive, skull-busting rock n’ roll, He Who Cannot Be Named is the naked truth. Pun intended.
Here’s a track from their last album, The Dwarves Must Die. It’s about their least favorite town.