Classic Rock’s Anti-Valentines Day Jukebox
The Classic Rock team have stuck two fingers up at Valentines Day and given you the ultimate anti-Valentines soundtrack. Enter your own suggestions in our comments section!
The Classic Rock anti-Valentines jukebox!
Don’t Say You Love Me – Free
Ugly Kid Joe – (I Hate) Everything About You
Sex Party – Quireboys
Strange Kind Of Woman – Deep Purple
Bringin’ On The Heartbreak – Def Leppard
Get Off My Cloud – Rolling Stones
Big Linda – I Don’t Even Like You
Go Away – Steve Perry
Ain’t My Bitch – Metallica
Anti–Nowhere League – Woman (or even their beautiful power ballad, So What?)
Wonderstuff – Unbearable (“I didn’t like you very much when I met you/And now I like you even less”)
Bob Dylan – Idiot Wind (“Idiot wind/Blowing everytime you move your teeth”)
No More No More – Aerosmith
Breaking Up Again – Accept
United By Hatred – Destruction
Lady Evil – Black Sabbath
March Of The Crabs – Anvil
Ramones – Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You
Ramones – You’re Gonna Kill That Girl
The Lurkers – Then He Kicked Me
The Monks – I Hate You
Wayne County And The Electric Chairs – Fuck Off (“You think you’re hot shit I heard, you ain’t nothing but a cold turd”)
Sex Pistols – Satellite (“You try and join the scene but you’re too obscene, you’re looking like a big fat pink baked bean”)
She Hates me – Puddle Of Mudd
Only Ones – Why Don’t You Kill Yourself?
Hollywood Brats – Sick On You (“I’m sick to death of everything you do and if I’m gonna puke you can bet your life I’ll puke on you”)
Just Surrender – She Broke My Heart So I Broke His Jaw
Jilted John – Jilted John (“She is a slag, he is a creep, she is a tart, he’s very cheap, she is a slut, he thinks he’s tough, she is a bitch he is a puff etc…”)
Buzzcocks – Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn’t've)?
Buzzcocks – Oh Shit (“I wish that I’d known before now that you were such a fucking cow”)
Buzzcocks – You Say You Don’t Love Me
Heartbreaker – Led Zeppelin
Guys, you forgot the ultimate classic.
A song by the J. Geils Band…!
Don’t forget that song by Zak Wylde called: “I Hate Your Guts”! I put that on my ex answering machine once years ago…(Too much JD that night)…haha!
Love stinks by J Geils Band
back off bitch – GNR
Used to Love Her – Guns N’ Roses
Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) – Motley Crue
Love Stinks – J Geils Band
Mannequin – Wire
Monster Magnet – See You in Hell ! the perfect Anti-valentines track
Paul
Guns’n'roses – Used To Love Her
Guns N’ Roses – I used to love her (but I had to kill her)
my anti-valentines soundtrack would be:
1. Bad Habit – I dont want you
2. Him – Wicked Game
3. Nickelback – Somthing in your Mouth
4. Motley Crue – Black Widow
5. UFO – Doctor Doctor
6. The Almighty – Jesus Loves You, But I don’t
7. Van Halen – Ain’t talkin bout love
8. Alice Cooper – Poison
9. Whitesnake- Fool For Your Loving
10. Poison – Look What the cat dragged in
11. Guns N Roses – Back Off Bitch
12. The Lambretta’s – Poison Ivy
13. Paramore- Misery Business
14. SlipKnot – Dead Memories
15. Kill Hannah – Lips Like Morphine
16. Supersuckers – Breaking Honey’s Heart
17. Hot Leg – You Can’t Hurt Me Anymore
18. 16 – You Let Me Down (Again)
19. The Who – I can see for miles
20. The Cure – Boys don’t cry
def leppard – bringin on the heartbreak
whitesnake – fool for your lovin
bon jovi – you give love a bad name
puddle of mudd – she hates me
metallica – so what?
ac/dc – what do you do for money honey?
skid row – get the fuck out
guns n’ roses – my michelle
WASP Animal (F**k like a beast)
Piss For Blood, Shit For Brains – Mistress
Thunder ~ Love Sucks
My choice for the anti-Valentine’s song would be ‘Anybodies Girl’ by a Coventry Band The Glassguns with an opening line of ‘I love your long black boots that go to your knees, I love your long black boots that scream f**k me’ from there it gets more obtuse — with a riff to bite you. Surely a classic rock song – you can here this on myspace/theglassguns.
I like James Wesley’s song called Jackson Hole! It’s brand new! I heard it on the radio and it almost had me in tears…great story but heartbreaking for the GUY in the story. I also found this link in case anyone wants to check this song out…it’s myspace.com/jameswesleymusic
I heard the best anti-Valentines day song on the radio by a new artist James Wesley..the song is a great story song but heartbreaking so I vote it the best anti Valentines song. The GUY gets his heart broken.. then I looked it up online and found it at myspace.com/jameswesleymusic
How about Night Ranger’s “Don’t Tell Me You Love Me?”
Hello there, Happy Valentines Day!!!
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